shut the front door

At one point in my life I thought I would have been clicking on things like “Geotechnical Engineer” or “Videographer Needed” but alas, I have hit my own personal low tonight when I clicked on “Bikini Bartenders Daisy Dukes Coyote Ugly Style.”

Da fuck’s wrong with me?

What did I think, it would have been eloquently written for a respectful job where you had the option to wear whatever you please so long as it showed off everything but your vaj?

Fackin 2012.